More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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