I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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