he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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