she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize