Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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