It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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