Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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