Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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