I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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