I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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