Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
