I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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