it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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