Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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