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also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
