I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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