Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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