that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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