everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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