Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
