I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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