Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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