I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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