its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
