I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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