How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
