I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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