I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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