Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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