Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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