HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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