So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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