Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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