it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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