i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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