girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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