To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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