Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I think I am morally bankrupt
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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