Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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