She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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