I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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