oh god the rape fog is back!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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