She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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