You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You've changed since you got that strap on
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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