I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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