I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
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