So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
