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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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