I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize