Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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