How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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