it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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