PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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